Hit FIFA piggies in the market

No pork is never going to grumble that the palm should be removed. Certainly not when his nose is buried deep inside. Greedy members of FIFA have engulfed the truffles placed before them for so long that they assume the rich are sharing their God-given right.

And the little pigs have been so comfortable ride in mud and manure, they do not even notice the stench unbearable more. That is why they appear indignant when someone dares to mention the stench that hangs over everything they do, sniff liar before returning to the palm of their hog heaven.

It is everything you need to know to explain why FIFA delegates voted to keep the ham-actor-cum-crook Sepp Blatter as president. He is the chief piglet, which explains why they all make him happy. And since Blatter's not jump to any bacon-slicer, relieved of his duties is not an easy option.

"So, how can the public be forced to leave? you ask. There is a very simple solution. Do not put food in its trough.

The most effective way to reach some sort of change on this undemocratic, unelected clique is to hit the FIFA Joseph S. Blatter and where it hurts - by kicking in the right sponsors. Make sure that each company that distributes money in this crooked cabal is made to feel acutely aware of their position compromised.

"But, you say," it will not make a difference. "Maybe. Gillette, Gatorade, AT & T and all Tag Heuer Tiger Woods quietly dropped when they discovered he had that cocktail waitresses Blatter has been in football since 1998.

"But how does tha ... ouch! I apologize for slapping the face, but if you keep interrupting with questions and stupid remarks killjoys, we will never get to the end of this article.

Here is a list of official commercial partners currently linked to FIFA. They are adidas, Coca-Cola, Emirates, Hyundai-Kia, Sony and Visa.

Coca-Cola coughed a huge £ 290million on behalf of their image through the circus tents Blatter, an agreement which expires in 2012. Sony has spent £ 185m in the hope that you may be required to buy their televisions as opposed to another brand such as Panasonic, for example. Yes, it's Panasonic, which are very good indeed televisions and, by chance, does not sponsor FIFA Blatter.

In fact, I suggest you try this method of selective trading for yourself. It is very easy. If you go to Wembley to see England face Switzerland, or go shopping in your high street, just buy a Pepsi instead of Coke. After all, if Coca-Cola that were concerned about their image of the "real thing", they would not put money into the pockets of FIFA. Then pay with your MasterCard or any piece of plastic which does not sponsor the FIFA endorsement that is everywhere.

business enterprises can certainly be afraid of taking action, especially when the individual protests are part of a larger movement. And that's where the worldwide web can do something more constructive than criticizing the spread of a footballer bonking.