Corned Beef and Cabbage Recipe

Here is a recipe for corned beef and cabbage straight from the celebrity chef Alton Brown. It's a long process, but it leaves a perfect end. We suggest you drink green beer while you wait. For ten days. We also suggest you not following our suggestions because we could be drunk now. St. Patrick Happy Birthday!
Ingredients
* 2 to 2 1 / 2 pounds chest * Corned-Beef, recipe follows
* 1 tablespoon coarsely ground black pepper
* 1 teaspoon allspice
* 2 bay leaves
* 2 tablespoons teaspoon kosher salt
* 1 / 2 pounds carrots, diced, about 4 small
* 1 / 2 pounds onions, diced, about 2 small
* 1 potato pounds, peeled and chopped, about 3 medium
* 1 / 4 pound diced celery, about 2 stalks
* 1 small cabbage, chopped, about 2 pounds